Im Tired

mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

(via the-goopy-gaymer)

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

(via informangolin)

claudettecosmogony:

killer-arcade:

claudettecosmogony:

felix:

felix:

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

(via kakyoeen)

horse-immorality:

Could NOT have picked a funnier picture

(via officialgleamstar)

cipheramnesia:

jaoxn:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

You couldn’t make American psycho today because Christian Bale would actually kill Jared Leto for real

I don’t see that as a deal breaker.

(via kakyoeen)

milfkon:

starting a collection

(via kakyoeen)

wanderer-chronicles:

crazy-brazilian:

Holy shit he’s back

(via manywinged)

crabussy:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

do you get it or do you not know anything

call out post now

(via kakyoeen)

speaking-impartially:

newyearnewscarab-deactivated202:

memewhore:

Please don’t raise pee sharks unless you’re able to supply them with all the pee they need

(via kakyoeen)

velaofftherails:

Reblog if this would work on you

(via terrible-leviathan)